This may be impossible/impractical and off the wall for most users but through all the years of having another map program try to make me turn into walls, make illegal U turns on the highway and occasionally getting me (purposefully) lost, I have always thought she was behind it anyway.

https://soundcloud.com/nightdivestudios/shodan-thanks-you-backers-hackers

This is great timing for it, Nightdive is working with the original voice actress for their System Shock remake.