Dear Waze.. where do you get off? Taking away helicopter take was like taking away freedom from us Americans. How dare you take away that sweet beautiful helicopter tank of mine. Do you know what grinds my gears ways you and your absurd obsession with taking control of my GPS in map needs. Take this as an act of aggression and war will follow. Mess with the bull ha ha you’re about to find out where these horns can go and let me tell your partner I don’t think you’re gonna enjoy it very much. It doesn’t have to be like this Waze we can sign a peace treaty and go back to being a happy couple that only has sex every three months when the babysitter can watch the kids if you can just bring back the helicopter tank please bring back my sweet helicopter tank please Waze I’m begging you. Like you beg me to take you to that coldplay concert and God dammit I took you to it. Don’t leave me in the cold waze do what’s right save this world bring back helicopter tank.