Xavier Legette
Have you heard this man’s draawwwwllllll? The way his words melt like way-more-butter-than-this-recipe-needs-but-that’s-ok-cause-we-in-tha-south-baby, or the way one syllable words are somehow stretched to four syllables like how your grammy stretches that bread dough so, so perfectly but three syllable words are somehow condensed to half a syllable like when your laundry basket is overflowing and you’re just trying to fit those last few things in there so you can go do the wash—I mean the warsh? Enter Xavier Legette, this NFL rookie class’ most endearing personality and most likable voice. We already know he washes his face with Cetaphil; we already know he worked at KFC during COVID; now we want him to tell us to turn right and to warn us when there’s a speed trap ahead. The people DESERVE this. Xavier Legette deserves this. Give us liberty or give us LEGETTE!!!